{"id":982,"date":"2013-02-15T22:52:54","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T22:52:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/?p=982"},"modified":"2013-02-16T17:31:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T17:31:02","slug":"all-that-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/2013\/02\/15\/all-that-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"All that butter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stood on the scales this evening after the shower and I discovered that I&#8217;ve put on weight( I like putting on weight, cause I hardly ever do!!).<\/p>\n<p>I said to Florek&#8221;I put on weight! I&#8217;m now 48,5 kg!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You fat bitch!&#8221; said Florek.<\/p>\n<p>Must be the butter!!!:-D<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stood on the scales this evening after the shower and I discovered that I&#8217;ve put on weight( I like putting on weight, cause I hardly ever do!!). I said to Florek&#8221;I put on weight! I&#8217;m now 48,5 kg!&#8221; &#8220;You fat bitch!&#8221; said Florek. Must be the butter!!!:-D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":984,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions\/984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.xs4all.co.uk\/tablefortwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}